经典三字经的英译版

ontherun

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px;">人之初：At the begining of life. <br/>　　性本善：Sex is good. <br/>　　性相近：Basically,all the sex are same. <br/>　　习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. <br/>　　苟不教：If you do not practise all the time. <br/>　　性乃迁：Sex will leave you. <br/>　　教之道：The way of learning it <br/>　　贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.<br/>　　昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng <br/>　　择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. <br/>　　子不学：If you don’t study hard, <br/>　　断机杼：Your Dick will become useless. <br/>　　窦燕山 Dou, the Famous <br/>　　有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine <br/>　　教五子 All his five son took it <br/>　　名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. <br/>　　养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it, <br/>　　父之过 It is all your fault. <br/>　　教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, <br/>　　师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on <br/>　　子不学 You may refuse to study this <br/>　　非所宜 but that is a real mistake <br/>　　幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood, <br/>　　老何为 you will lose your ability when aged <br/>　　玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick, <br/>　　不成器 It won’t become hard and strong. <br/>　　人不学 If you don’t learn sex, <br/>　　不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness <br/>有点牵强附会，汉语的博大精深是西洋蛮语永远无法解释的！ <br/>挺有意思，就是不全<br/></span>

红色企鹅

<p>Distorted the meanings huh...</p><p>But it is interesting, hee<img alt="" src="http://bbs.sgchinese.com/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/></p>

JangWooHyuk

<p>have read before</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but still loving it </p>[em02]