Love Poem

2006-04-13 · 1593 阅读

Two friends, a black guy and a white guy, both work at the same factory. The black guy notices that the white comes to work every day with a big smile on his face. Finally the black guy asks the white guy why he always has a smile on his face when he comes to work, like any one's happy to get to work in the morning. The white guy says that every morning that he wakes up he recites a poem to his wife and they make love. Curious the black guy asks what the poem is. The white guy begins "Blonde hair blonde hair eyes of blue, every morning I wake up I want to make love to you." Thinking this is a good thing to try with his wife the black man goes home with a poem in mind. The next morning at the factory the black guy shows up with a black eye,fat lip and scratches all over his face. Seeing this the white guy asks "What the hell happened to you?" "well I tried your idea of reciting poetry to my wife." said the black guy. "well what was your poem?" asked the white guy The black guy spouted out, "Nappy head Nappy head eyes like a frog, roll your fat arse over so I can fack you like a dog!" 
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雅思/托福