[转帖] HUSBAND WROTE TO HIS WIFE

2006-02-17 · 1779 阅读
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>Dear Sweetheart:</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>your husband</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>allen</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>His wife replied back after some days to her husband:</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>dearest sweetheart,</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so i have given him some other items...........</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>Other expenses 40 kisses</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!</FONT></P>
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yibo350 LV5

发表于 17-2-2006 21:29:00 | 显示全部楼层

小狮租房
<P>the wife got sense of humor indeed.</P>

哇哇哇 LV7

发表于 17-2-2006 21:37:00 | 显示全部楼层

or maybe it's the truth.[em09]

Hehehehero LV1

发表于 17-2-2006 22:38:00 | 显示全部楼层

Up!

红色企鹅 LV15

发表于 9-8-2006 10:27:00 | 显示全部楼层

<p>I like her sense of humor:-)</p>[em01][em01]
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