Now THIS is what I call a forward

2006-02-09 · 1412 阅读

Now THIS is what I call a forward > My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have >taken the > time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 >months. Thank > you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. > > > > * Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap >in the glue > on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel >every time I > need to seal an envelope. > > > > * Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same >reason. > Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca >Cola because I > know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly >an > appealing characteristic. > > > > * I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I >could be > pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. > > > > * I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I >smell like a > water buffalo on a hot day. > > > > * I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might >drug me with a > perfume sample and rob me. > > > * I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are >actually horrible > mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. >

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