Rated [PG18]: What is Marketing?

2005-07-21 · 2349 阅读

Someone asked me what types of marketing there were, so I offer you this:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.[em05]

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MonSapius LV5

发表于 21-7-2005 00:56:21 | 显示全部楼层

yea, i've heard of this before

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MonSapius LV5

发表于 21-7-2005 01:45:45 | 显示全部楼层

actually i've heard of a modified version before, it was even more intersting

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小鱼王子 LV5

发表于 21-7-2005 01:22:26 | 显示全部楼层

seen!

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JoshuaLee LV4

发表于 21-7-2005 14:37:43 | 显示全部楼层

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用MonSapius在2005-7-21 1:45:45的发言：

actually i've heard of a modified version before, it was even more intersting</DIV>

Actually i've read this kind of comment before, and the guy has a more appealing look.

am joking, lol.