穷国卫星失联 阿扁有声无影 －－－太搞了，可怜的小便便啊，早点被招安吧

johncat

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<P>连宋相继登陆的关键五月天，台湾总统陈水扁也浩浩荡荡出访南太平洋，似是不甘寂寞，要同在野党领袖抢占新闻版位与时段。 </P>
<P>　　岂料人算不如天算，陈水扁出访的南太平洋邦交小国太穷，通讯卫星设备不足，结果陈水扁“海洋伙伴、阳光之旅”展开了三天，却是一个镜头也传不回台湾。任凭总统扬帆出海处女航、首度校阅军舰、与南太平洋土著民族击鼓，努力“拼外交”，台湾观众却只道陈总统忽然在遥远的南太平洋国度神秘消失。
<P>　　据说，陈水扁为此暴跳如雷，急得新闻局官员乱成一团，紧急安排卫星、网路、电话线，却还是赶不上总统昨天上午的“重要记者会”。
<P>　　结果陈总统这段冲着连战回台全面反击的“重要讲话”，虽然台湾所有电视新闻还是“同步直播”了，却落得“有声无影”，光听到陈总统的声音说了半个小时，镜头上却是影子都不见，尽是些风马牛不相及的档案资料画面。
<P>　　更始料未及的是，昨天在电视上抢了陈水扁风头的还不是连战，而是两只大熊猫。
<P>　　还好，到了晚间新闻时段，吉里巴斯的卫星通讯系统终于接通了，记者会画面传回台湾，让陈水扁总统终可“有声有影”地亮相。尽管迟了，却也正好来得及同风光返台的连战，打了个平手。
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johncat

<P>呵呵太搞了</P><P>这就是台独分子的金钱外交啊</P><P>丢人不丢人啊，拿台湾老百姓的钱乱挥霍</P><P>实在丢人，但愿小便便就别回来了，永远留在他的友邦吧呵呵</P>

崎路人

<P>哈哈哈哈哈死不了</P>

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