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2004-10-22 · 2345 阅读

We Close at Nine
　　"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner,"do I have to sit here and starve all
　　night?"
　　"no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."[em01][em01][em01]

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木易馬枫 LV9

发表于 22-10-2004 18:20:17 | 显示全部楼层

A Cure for a Headache One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said， Have you anything to cure a headache？” The chemist took a bottle from a shelf，held it under thegentle man's nose and took out the cork．The smell was so strong that tears came into the man's eyes and ran down his cheeks． “What did you do that for？” he said angrily，as soon ashe could get back his breath． “But that medicine has cured your headache，hasn't it？”said the chemist． “You fool，” said the man，“It's my wife that has thehead ache，not me！”

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木易馬枫 LV9

发表于 22-10-2004 18:16:54 | 显示全部楼层

The Choice of Word 　　One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby. 　　During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry "Dady". His wife said to him, "Darling, she is calling you." Then she turned to sleep.