Globalisation......

2004-10-07 · 4398 阅读
<FONT size=4>Question: What is the height of globalization?
</FONT><FONT size=3>Answer: Princess Diana's death</FONT>

<FONT size=3>Question: How come?</FONT>
<FONT size=3>Answer:</FONT>
<FONT size=3>  </FONT>
<FONT size=3>An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,</FONT>
<FONT size=3>driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high</FONT>
<FONT size=3>on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,</FONT>
<FONT size=3>on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!</FONT>
<FONT size=3>And this e-mail is sent to you by a Malaysian, using Bill Gates' Technology,</FONT>
<FONT size=3>which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones</FONT>
<FONT size=3>that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singaporeplant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians</FONT>
<FONT size=3>and finally sold to you by Chinamen!</FONT>

<FONT size=3>Now that's Globalisation!!!</FONT>
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艾柯儿 LV7

发表于 7-10-2004 18:53:17 | 显示全部楼层

小狮租房
<P><FONT size=4></FONT> </P>[em08]

猫猫抱抱我 LV8

发表于 8-10-2004 02:08:57 | 显示全部楼层

chinamen?? you, the orginal author is bastard or bitch, or even the assemble of both...

潘多拉外传 LV5

发表于 8-10-2004 12:42:19 | 显示全部楼层

err...i am not the author.....never take a close look at it...

yabei_8 LV9

发表于 8-10-2004 14:27:45 | 显示全部楼层

<P><FONT size=3>why is it hijacked by Indonesians</FONT>
<FONT size=3>and finally sold to you by Chinamen!</FONT> ?</P>

猫猫抱抱我 LV8

发表于 8-10-2004 18:21:52 | 显示全部楼层

<P>cus the indonesian pirates are so many and they are the main controlled forces of pirates in the south china sea.and china prevails the smuggle in the areas of adjacient sea..</P>

hello_babe LV7

发表于 8-10-2004 23:10:50 | 显示全部楼层

<P>in a lot of jokes, chinese ppl are always those who are insulted and laught at~~ </P><P>like they said chinese sodiers cannot distinguish SUpplies and Surprise~~</P>[em04]

Kit LV7

发表于 9-10-2004 00:09:44 | 显示全部楼层

funny

小猫睡饱饱 LV0

发表于 10-10-2004 04:28:57 | 显示全部楼层

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hello_babe LV7

发表于 10-10-2004 20:31:46 | 显示全部楼层

<P>cool man</P>[em02]
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