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不3不4 LV6
发表于 19-2-2012 19:52:25
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(g)我所说过的话。。。
还是和悲观的人借钱吧。。。。他们不会期待你还钱。。。。
Lesson learnt: if you are holding sandwich on one hand and DVD on the other, look first before you bite…
thing to remember in the US: if you are planning to go to the bank and sending your gun for repair...remember to send your gun first...
来瓶82年的矿泉水吧。。。
the government has produced two great results in 2011: inflation and more inflation…
我不是嘴馋,我只是在用薯片替嘴唇搔痒。。。
严格上来说,这世界没有骗子,只有傻子。。。
The shares market nowadays has created a lot of millionaires…. who used to be billionaires…
always give 100% at work. 12%(mon), 23%(tues), 40%(wed), 20%(thurs), 5%(fri) = 100%.
不用骗女人,因为女人自己会骗自己。不用把男人当傻瓜,因为他们本来就是傻瓜。。。
(extracted from my boss email) Hi! All, I am taking leave tomorrow. Reachable by mobile except when I am putting … at the golf course...
i am currently out of office and will reply to my emails in the sequence i received them. Your email is currently in 352nd place and can expect a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
唉。。。最近总是失眠。。。16小时就醒一次。。。
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